The allure of absurdity lies in its power to refresh our worldview, challenging conventional perceptions with humor and unpredictability.
This celebration of absurdity showcases quotes from luminaries like Groucho Marx to Albert Camus, illustrating the wide-ranging impact of absurd thought.
These Absurdity Quotes reveal that absurdity is more than just illogical or nonsensical; it’s a profound commentary on the complex nature of existence.
Let these insights inspire you to embrace absurdity as a source of joy, creativity, and deeper understanding, inviting you to view the world through a lens of boundless possibility and wonder.
Absurdity Quotes
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” – Albert Camus
“Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.” – Albert Camus
“The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.” – Albert Camus
“A moose is an absurd animal. It looks like it was put together by a committee.” – Woody Allen
“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” – Bertrand Russell
“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.” – Albert Einstein
“Life is absurd, but it is an absurdity we must accept.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
“The absurd does not liberate; it binds.” – Albert Camus
“To live without Hope is to Cease to live.” – Fyodor Dostoevsky
“I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief.” – Immanuel Kant
“The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what comes next.” – Ursula K. Le Guin
“My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.” – Michel de Montaigne
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” – Stephen Hawking
“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.” – Samuel Beckett
“Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.” – Karl Lagerfeld
“The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world.” – Albert Camus
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“The more absurd life is, the more insupportable death is.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
“It is man’s fate to outsmart himself.” – Albert Einstein
“Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise.” – Sylvia Plath
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” – Albert Einstein
“The universe is a joke. Even before you are born, you’re already a punchline.” – Philip K. Dick
“In a world of fugitives, the person taking the opposite direction will appear to run away.” – T.S. Eliot
“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde
“Life is an absurd journey of navigating the Anonymous, yet we embark on it with a sense of humor.” – Anonymous
“The meaning of life is that it stops.” – Franz Kafka
“We must believe in free will — we have no choice.” – Isaac Bashevis Singer
“The absurd hero’s refusal to hope becomes his singular ability to live in the present with passion.” – Albert Camus
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” – Oscar Wilde
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” – Charlie Chaplin
“There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.” – Victor Borge
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” – Oscar Wilde
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” – Bertrand Russell
“Our existence cannot just be an accident. It’s too absurd, too delicately balanced.” – Stephen Hawking
“To be great is to be misunderstood.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism.” – Criss Jami
“The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.” – Oscar Wilde
Absurd Quotes
“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” – Allen Saunders
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein
“The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” – Socrates
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.” – Albert Einstein
“All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.” – James Thurber
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” – Charles Bukowski
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” – Mark Twain
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Bill Watterson
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.” – William Shakespeare
“Life is a long lesson in humility.” – James M. Barrie
“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.” – Søren Kierkegaard
“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.” – Helen Keller
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde
“Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.” – Mark Twain
“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” – Carl Sagan
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin
“The first draft of anything is shit.” – Ernest Hemingway
“I have great faith in fools – self-confidence my friends will call it.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” – Mark Twain
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.” – W.H. Auden
“To be is to do—to do is to be—do be do be do.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Life is an onion – you peel it year by year and sometimes cry.” – Carl Sandburg
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein
“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.” – Albert Einstein
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” – Dorothy Parker
“Life is a tragedy full of joy.” – Bernard Malamud
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” – Voltaire
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
Absurd Life Quotes
“I plan to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” – Walter Kerr
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” – Groucho Marx
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” – Arthur C. Clarke
“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever.” – Besa Kosova
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.” – Tommy Cooper
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
“The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.” – Anonymous
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
“To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.” – Doug Larson
“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
“If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?” – Anonymous
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.” – Douglas Adams
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.” – Steven Wright
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle
“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Anonymous
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
“Do not take life too seriously. You will not get out alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” – Mark Twain
Camus Absurdism Quotes
“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.” – Albert Camus
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.” – Albert Camus
“Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.” – Albert Camus
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” – Albert Camus
“The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.” – Albert Camus
“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead. Walk beside me… just be my friend.” – Albert Camus
“The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” – Albert Camus
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” – Albert Camus
“There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night.” – Albert Camus
“To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” – Albert Camus
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” – Albert Camus
“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.” – Albert Camus
“I rebel; therefore I exist.” – Albert Camus
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” – Albert Camus
“Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present.” – Albert Camus
“To know oneself, one should assert oneself.” – Albert Camus
“Every act of rebellion expresses a nostalgia for innocence and an appeal to the essence of being.” – Albert Camus
“Life is a sum of all your choices.” – Albert Camus
“Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.” – Albert Camus
“What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.” – Albert Camus
“I had learned that you should always shout louder than your sufferings.” – Albert Camus
“We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking.” – Albert Camus
“In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion.” – Albert Camus
“A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.” – Albert Camus
“Always go too far, because that’s where you’ll find the truth.” – Albert Camus
“There are crimes of passion and crimes of logic. The boundary between them is not clearly defined.” – Albert Camus
“But in the end, one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.” – Albert Camus
“Without work, all life goes rotten, but when work is soulless, life stifles and dies.” – Albert Camus
“There is scarcely any passion without struggle.” – Albert Camus
“Idleness is fatal only to the mediocre.” – Albert Camus
“The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself.” – Albert Camus
“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.” – Albert Camus
“The absurd hero’s refusal to hope becomes his singular ability to live in the present with passion.” – Albert Camus
“We are all special cases.” – Albert Camus
“Integrity has no need of rules.” – Albert Camus
“The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world.” – Albert Camus
Funny Absurd Quotes
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.” – Anonymous
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson (attributed)
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright
“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.” – Anonymous
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright
“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – Anonymous
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” – Louis Hector Berlioz
“I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!” – Anonymous
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
“The only thing I know is that I know nothing, and I’m not even sure about that.” – Socrates
“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.” – Henry J. Tillman
“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Anonymous
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Emo Philips
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.” – Anonymous
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” – Harvey Specter
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” – Steven Wright
“Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg
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