181+ Profound Homer Simpson Quotes About Love And Life

Homer Simpson is a fictional and leading character of the prominent American animated sitcom The Simpsons.

He appeared as overweight and idle but dedicated fully to his wife, Marge Simpson, and children, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Maggie Simpson. Mostly, He sits on the sofa, drinks beer, enjoys donuts, and watches television.

In the history of television, Homer is considered the most prestigious character that became an American cultural icon quickly.

Homer Simpson Quotes

-I can’t get out of bed. I am a big toasty cinnamon bun.

-I think you are a mad woman. Never throw an old calendar. It might come in handy someday. I know It is not 1985, but tomorrow is uncertain. These TV guides have so many memories.

-An important aspect of belonging to the world is being famous and respected.

-I am tired of hearing the phrase, ‘Sir, You are Welcome.’ I wish that people addressed me as Sir.

-My pants are missing.

-I wish I could have plenty of money and no kids.

-Do you probably have no idea about the day I regret the most? It was when I discerned that I could beat my dad. This was also experienced by Bart Simpson when he was only four.

-God should write another Bible. It would be a great source to earn money because the first one sold quite well.

-I do not pray. But if you are up there Superman, then I request you to protect me.

-There are two behind the lie- ‘Liar’ and the ‘Listener.’

-It is hard to handle a pregnant wife and annoying child at one moment. Still, I managed to get 8 hours of TV.

-Ignorance doesn’t mean that I am unaware of things.

-Sweetie! Do not attach to anyone or anything. That’s a big lesson in life.

-Don’t try to demoralize the boy, Merge. Learning is an essential task that detaches us from animals except for the weasel.

-Ah! My urine and a beer are always far from each other.

-Don’t be a helping hand.

-Without TV and beer, Homer is nothing.

-If someone doesn’t use a coaster, that would be a shameful thing.

-I don’t want to think. So, I decided to elect officials.

-Oh! The time is 1 A.M. Go home. Enjoy with kids. That’s better.

-Don’t go out. We are going to be home before you blink.

-It would be great to hear about the joining of Marge in the police academy. To me, it was fun. That was like Spaceball’s movie. But, It was disrupted.

-Don’t like your job? Don’t even want to wallop? Every day going to work is literally half-assed. What’s happening in America?

-Cold beer, Load TV, and homosexuals’ faaahlaaayming, all that I like, Marge.

-I am just in Towel. Better, Speak up!

-Lisa, Your tales and you: Bart’s a vampire, and brain cells are killed by beer. That’s enough? Let’s go back to building and thingie, over the bed and TV.

-Thank god! The beer wasn’t shaken up. I have seen many fools.

-A cold beer and a hot Christmas morning, I think you love this country more than it.

-Woo! I find out an alternative to capitulate my beer. We are a family of traveling acrobats.

-My weakness? Since you questioned, it is beer.

-Do not be frightened. One of my livers could sell for good money. I will survive with one.

-Whisky or Beer? Do both mean the same?

-You know! What am I going to do all night? I will drink beer and stay out. That sounds interesting.

-Hey Brain! We do not like each other. I am going to kill you with beer. That’s what I can get back.

-Women and beer are the same or relatable to each other. Both look good and have a fragrance. You have to get one by stepping over your own mother.

-That beer is for Daddies and kids having fake IDs. Son, don’t touch it.

-I fully stuffed and came back home.  Marge, Do a favor and send kids to the neighbors.

-Beer is my weakness. For a single blob, I would kill all who are here.

-For the time being, Beer is a provisional solution.

-I have never-ending love for beer!

-Alcohol- Cause and solution of life’s complications

-Oh, Almighty God, please help me to get brighter.

-Ah!, Kids, you tried and failed. So, it’s better, don’t try, never.

-First, get the sugar, then get the power and then get the women; America follows this rule.

-Bart, I can sense the logic behind your words. At my young age, buying an electric football was more than enough, and my parents brought it. That was one cheerful day I spent, really!

-Hit hard for someone when his back turned. What’s wrong with this?

-Word hard and get whatever you want. Be quiet for now; be ready to hear the announcement of lottery numbers!

-Reading and writing work getting paid? Can’t believe it.

-Beware to be messed with deceased. You know what they have, eerie powers, terrifically dangerous.

-At this point in my life, I don’t know anything about my identity.

-Blessings to those Pagans.

-These days, things are extortionate. Even Bible demands 15 bucks! And this preachy book tells us that we are sinners except for this guy.

-Am I crazy? No, not like you.

Homer Simpson Sayings and Quotes

-TV has all answers to problems. Don’t find solutions beneath any bottle. I don’t know when I will get an understanding.

-How does education make me sharp and intelligent? When I grasp new things, it helps me to draw out some useless stuff from the brain. I still memorize how I forgot to drive during the winemaking course at home.

-Don’t worry! He is there in heaven, cheering with John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, and Joseph Stalin celebrities.

-I know you did great things, dad, but now you are an aged person and have become incapable.

-I warned you; don’t dare to talk that way about television, never, ever!

-Neither I’m devil nor criminal! I do simple things, work hard, and love kids. So, why is there a need to invest half of Sunday in hearing how I am going to be a part of hell?

-Gambling is not the right idea; your mother says it, and even if they believe, it’s acceptable in the Bible.

Similar Posts:

Leave a Comment