71+ Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes

Kevin Darnell Hart, born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is a stand-up comedian, actor, and producer.

Hart started his first gig at The Laff House. His career took a leap when he started winning comedy competitions.

His act ‘I am a grown man brought him much appreciation, and this success was followed by many movies like ‘Jumanji-Welcome to the jungle.’

He began his production company ‘HartBeat’ production in 2018 with the movie Night School.

Here are Kevin Hart’s Funny Sayings And Quotes

  • Kevin Hart’s girlfriend starts taking in the third person when she is mad. He should feel lucky that she doesn’t start talking to a third person. 
Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart’s girlfriend starts taking in the third person when she is mad. He should be thankful that she is not talking to the third person with just two of them present in the room. That will be spooky. 
  • Kevin Hart’s girlfriend starts taking in the third person when she is mad. He should be thankful that she is not talking to the third person with just two of them present in the room. That would really make her mad. 
  • Kevin Hart says that people grow no matter what. He is offending a lot of dwarf people.
  • Kevin Hart says that no matter what people grow. Dwarfs no more like him. Nor does snow white. 
  • Kevin Hart doesn’t understand how to people wakeup dead. Someone needs to send him to zombie land. 
Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart doesn’t understand how to people wakeup dead. He needs to be introduced to the nightking. 
  • Kevin Hart doesn’t understand how to people wakeup dead. He needs to be introduced to whitewalkers. 
  • Kevin Hart doesn’t understand how people wakeup dead. He should be sent beyond the wall to face the white walker’s army of the dead. 

  • Kevin Hart says that his experience of life is increasing and getting better. My boy has started to grow up. I wish I could say he is getting better. 

  • Kevin Hart’s experience has started to grow exponentially. Well, so is my trauma. 

  • Kevin Hart’s experience is seeing improvements. So is my disgust for life. 
Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart’s experience has grown to a great level. So is my disgust for people. 

  • Kevin Hart knows how millennial relationships work. 

  • Kevin Hart knows how relationships work. Back to being single in 3 weeks, is the scheme. 

  • Kevin Hart made me realize that it was not about ex. The main question should be why the hell did you date him/her, sister/brother?

  • Kevin Hart knows that relationship nowadays is three week cycle from being single to again being singles but with a baggage. 

  • Kevin Hart’s concern is not about the ex. The concern is about your choice of dating him/her. 

  • Kevin Hart’s concern was never the ex. It was ‘why’.  Why him/her?

  • Kevin Hart might say that he is the definition of tough. I am the definition of hungry. Hungry all the time. 

Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart might say that he is the definition of tough. I am the definition of broke. Broke all the time. 

  • Kevin Hart might say that he is the definition of tough. I am the definition of anxious. Anxious all the time. 

  • Kevin Hart might say that he is the definition of tough. I am the definition of in love and heartbroken at the same time. 

  • Kevin Hart says that he is the definition of tough. Put him in a room of PMSing women. All his believes are gonna change that very day.

  • Cake is Kevin Hart’s weakness. Mine is pizza. I feel you brother. 

  • Cake is Kevin Hart’s weakness. Mine is beer. I feel you brother. 

  • Cake is Kevin Hart’s weakness. Mine are men. I feel you brother. 

  • Cake is Kevin Hart’s weakness. Mine are women. I feel you brother. 
Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart thinks that his baby is a weird man when he is angry. No, Kevin, all of you men are weird even when you are not angry. 

  • Kevin Hart compares farts to relationships. What can be better!

  • Kevin Hart compares farts to relationships. Everyone will smell your shit if you don’t take care of it. 

  • Kevin Hart knows not to push hard, either while farting or in relationships. It might leave you in messy shit. 

  • Kevin Hart knows how farting and relationships are alike. You just need the right amount of push to not turn things messy.

  • Kevin Hart knows how farting and relationships are alike. You need to get right space to do both. 

  • Kevin Hart thinks that laughter is the best medicine. I have been trying to laugh with this broken hand and it still hurts like hell. 

  • Kevin Hart thinks that laughter is the best medicine. Pharmacy companies are planning on protesting against him for saying so. 

  • Kevin Hart does everything he wants. My mom says that kind of attitude won’t take me far. 

  • Kevin Hart does everything he wants. I was grounded for a week when I showed that kind of attitude to my mom. 

Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes
  • Kevin Hart says he does everything he wants. I want that kind of attitude as well. It is just that my mom will not allow me that. 

  • Kevin Hart says that if something is important to us we always have time for that. My ex always quoted him to me while he was cheating on me.

  • Telling a story makes Kevin Hart happy. Eating a pizza makes me happy. 

  • Kevin Hart will never work on things he does not like. I wish my wife understood that I want to follow the same philosophy.  

  • Kevin Hart is not interested in things he will not do. I wish my mom understood that I want to follow the same philosophy.  

  • Kevin Hart one time lost in a fist fight with a woman. 

  • Kevin Hart finds his divorce funny. All that was left funny for me was my bank balance. 

  • Kevin Hart says he is himself 24/7. When I try to do that, people call me a control freak. 

  • Kevin Hart says he is himself 24/7. When I try to do that, people call me toxic. 

  • Kevin Hart says he is himself 24/7. When I try to do that, people call me crazy. 
Kevin Hart Funny Sayings And Quotes


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